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The heavyweight cotton softens through the dye process, so the shirt looks lived-in from day one while the roomy cut and durable double-needle construction keep it comfortable through years of wear. It sits casually in everyday life: worn with jeans at a backyard BBQ, layered under a flannel for a low-key birthday brunch, or tossed on for a road trip playlist singalong. 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